Be 18 years of age or older, be courteous, polite, and have plenty of money to afford it.
Incall is when you visit the model at her place. Outcall is when the model goes out to visit you at your place; such as your house or hotel. The rates for Outcall are sometimes slightly higher to cover the ladies extra cost.
3. I was refused service, why?
Normally we are very accommodating, however, don't be surprised if we turn you down after you make stupid remarks, if you are rude, or make derogatory comments on the phone with us or are unwilling to provide the basic information we need to verify your identity and/or your location. Or, if you are reside in a restricted area or book an appointment in an area that has created problems like a sleazy hotel in an unsafe part of town.
Please be advised that like any reputable service we do have a screening process this is for your protection as well as ours and is done with absolute discretion as well. Also, it is not a good idea to ask direct liable questions that can put us at risk. If you do not know what an adult entertainment service is or what takes place then you shouldn't be contacting us. Finally, this is not a 900 number sex line so please refrain from sexually explicit language.
4. I keep e-mailing and haven't received a response yet?
We receive tons of emails a day and do normally reply back very quickly the same day. It is advised that you be sure to place in the e-mail who you are trying to contact and why, and to also place a phone number where you can be reached. Utilizing our reservations form is normally a great idea. All correspondence is kept confidential. Asking questions such as rates for model, when the rates are already clearly posted on the model profile may be one reason you did not get a reply. Make sure you read the website for information before just emailing lots of questions to us. And finally, you should refrain from using vulgar or explicit graphic or language. Doing so may cause your e-mail to be ignored. Below are some suggested tips in getting your email answered quicker and properly
· Your message should not be considered offensive, or explicit in nature.
· Be sure to include all the necessary and/or required information.
· State your FULL NAME and a CONTACT NUMBER.
· If you are sure it was none of the above then maybe there was a technical error and it never reached our staff, so try sending it again, if no response just call/text the company directly.
5. Am I required to make an advanced appointment? If so when?
An advance appointment is not required. The ladies set their own schedules and those schedules do seem to change sometimes on a daily basis. So same day appointments with normally at least 1 or more hours notice are fine. Usually about 75% of the ladies on the website are working between 12 noon to 1am. If you want a lady either earlier or later than those hours then call/text us to see who is available. We are very good at last minute accommodations, however, not all models are always readily available at a moments notice. Scheduling in advance is entirely up to you. You may schedule an appointment at anytime. Our service is available almost 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We are very accommodating and have done last minute bookings in the past depending on the time and situation. You may also use our reservations form online to book an appointment, but for a same day appointment calling or texting us is the better and faster way to set up the appointment.
6. I tried calling your phone numbers and no one answered.
You can leave a detailed voicemail or just send SMS message or if you dont want to leave a voicemail then just try calling back in about 10 minutes as our staff must all be busy talking to other clients on all the phone lines.
7. How long will it take for an adult entertainment to arrive?
Arrival times depend on a number of factors, such as your exact geographical location, day of the week, time of the day or night, and the lady you are wanting to see. We do our best to give you an accurate time estimate based on how far of a drive you are from the lady you want to see. Our goal is to have an adult entertainment arrive in 45 to 60 minutes. Keep in mind though that just because an adult entertainment may live in your area doesn't mean she will be the quickest to get to you. She may have been working out at the gym, tanning, or running errands, and need to go home and totally prepare herself for the appointment, whereas a lady who lives further away may be sitting at her house ready to walk out the door and drive to you as soon as we call her.
Ummm, NO. If you can't afford it, then please do not waste our time by contacting us untill you can afford it. Stick with the strip clubs or some other more affordable adult entertainment that fits your budget. Bargain hunters need not call or text. You get what you pay for, and our ladies are very attractive, fun, open minded, friendly, and they will make sure that you have a great time. The ladies are well worth the fees charged. And no, it doesn't matter if you are a famous millionaire, you still don't get a discount. If you live outside the ladies area and the lady has to spend a long time driving to get to you, she will charge you a driving fee. See our rates section for more info, but a rule of thumb is you will have to pay a service fee for her drive time if you live way out of the area. We base our rates on current market standards and our rates are comparable with other first class companies. We consider our rates reasonable, realistic, and a value for the service provided.
Our flat rates have no hidden fees and are fully inclusive with the exception of the model having to travel outside of her area. Tips and gifts are always appreciated, but not required. Nice Human Body is the industry leader in offering some of the hottest, most gorgeous, upscale ladies the city has to offer. Our rates are affordable and the quality of models is above the industry standard, therefore, our prices are non-negotiable. Payment is due upon the ladies arrival to you.
Once a model books an appointment with you, we ask that you contact us if there is a change in plans. There is no charge if this is done in a timely manner, and you will remain in good standing, able to use the service at any time in the future. But, once a model arrives at your location, if a cancellation occurs we ask for a $300 cancellation fee to cover the ladies transportation cost and time involved preparing just to come and see you. Paying this fee will keep you in good standing with our company. Compromising this request may permit a client's name to be added to the do not service list.
10. I was told I was on the Do Not Service list (DNS), how do I get my name off?
The DNS list requires serious work to have your name added in the first place. First, you have to make a request to a manager and demonstrate a sincere desire to be removed from the list. Generally we look at why a persons name was added in the first place. If it is because of problems you're having with another agency we ask that you work it out first with the other agency (we honor the DNS of most agencies in the area). If it concerns our company and you were banned because of not having the money for an appointment once the lady arrived, not answering your phone or your door once the lady arrived, or owing cancellation fees, you may be required to make an advance payment with a credit card and possibly paying any past due fees owed to us before being able to set any future appointments with any of the ladies. If it concerns safety or welfare issues of the ladies or any member of AofI then it is unlikely that we will service you. We suggest you use another service.
Asking for the lady to give you her personal contact information and/ or to bypass the company or accepting her personal contact info if she offers it to you will most likely get you banned and her fired. This is the same as stealing and we don't need anyone like that. If you don't want to use a company to book appointments, then don't call or text us in the first place.
11. Why does the phone staff need my real name, phone number, address, and other information?
If you want to make an appointment, we do have a discreet verification procedure. It is very straightforward, and no record of your real identity is kept. There is however, a pre-screening procedure required. This permits both our models and our clients to feel safe and comfortable going into the session. This way when the session begins you'll be able to relax completely, knowing we have anticipated your every concern.
12. Are the ladies shown in the pictures the actual ladies?
Of course -- what you see is exactly what you will get. All the pictures for the most part are current within the past few months. Some ladies like to update and get new pictures taken several times a year. None of the pictures are touched up, and nothing is hidden. For example if a lady has tattoos, we do not edit them out of the pictures.
13. Are there other ladies available that are not on the website?
No, we try to get all newly hired ladies added to the website within 24 hours of hiring them. And we do update the website normally at least once a week, so all the ladies you see are all the ones who are available.
14. Am I required to tip?
No! All our ladies charge flat rate fees so tipping is appreciated but Not Required.
15. What forms of payment do we accept?
We accept CASH, Cash App and Credit Cards. If you pay with cash, payment is due up front to the model upon arrival.
Yes, you are paying her for her time and however long you pay her to stay is how long she will stay unless you agree she can leave early. Our ladies are not clock watchers, but that doesn't mean you're going to get an extra 30 minutes for free either. Be respectful of her time as she may have other plans once your time with her is up.
Yes, but the hourly rates will still apply. You can have a few drinks and/or dinner and see where it goes from there.
The ladies are only interested in meeting clean, well mannered, generous gentlemen. No rude, obnoxious, vulgar, pushy, or demanding types need to call. Being polite and sensitive towards her, and understand that although you are paying her to be there, that she is not your property or a piece of meat for your enjoyment. And if she doesnt like how you're acting she will leave and you will not get a refund. So for the best time with her you should treat her like a lady and you will get treated very well in return. It is a privilege to see one of our ladies.
19. I know of someone that wants a job with Nice Human Body. What do I tell her?
Have her call/text us, e-mail, or fill out our employment form online. Advise your friend that we do selectively hire and not to feel bad if we turn her down. But generally we seek ladies that are above average in looks and intelligence with a touch of personality, coolness, class, and open mindedness. The only other requirement is that young lady have valid photo I.D. showing that she is at least 18 years of age. We are always open to hiring new talent so that we can maintain our commitment to offering the most gorgeous, exotic, upscale sexy ladies in the city.
20. Do you hire male models?
Sorry...but No! Nice Human Body caters exclusively to men and women seeking ladies. There are however, many services out there though that are seeking male models or that cater to clients seeking men. Consider visiting some of the local adult novelty shops, many have publications inside to assist you.
21. The Phone staff was really helpful and nice, how can I thank them?
A thank you is more than enough. The phone staffers are committed to being as helpful and as courteous as possible. Part of their job is to meet and accommodate your requests to satisfaction.
In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in NICEHUMANBODY.COM were over the age of (18) eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions. Records required to be maintained pursuant to U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 are kept by the Custodian of Records.